I think Bohol loves us.

We did not sleep the night before our trip, probably because our flight was at 6:20 in the morning and that we had a knack for camping in the office. This trip was meant to be a breather as we had just wrapped up a GO! event. Though the event was a trip in itself, there really wasn’t time for us to enjoy ourselves as we constantly had to mind our precious participants. After our last minute cigarette session (to ward off sleep), our boarding call finally sounded and off we went to our Cebu Pacific A319.

Complaint: I hate the fact that the Manila Domestic Airport’s terminal fee has now shot up to P200! It’s okay to shell out cash if the airport’s okay but the building is just deteriorating and deteriorating. Let’s not even talk about NAIA!

I absolutely love early morning flights – lots of unoccupied seats, a general hushed group, the sun slowly rising above the clouds.

Our party of five was greeted by a very hot and humid Tagbilaran City. We were picked up by Mang Ani, our friendly Boholanon driver who took us to Bohol Divers Resort located at the eastern end of Alona Beach, Panglao Island.

We booked P800 fan rooms (good for two) which included access to the resort’s swimming pool, an amenity we enjoyed at night. Breakfast, no matter how good, didn’t cancel out our lack of sleep so we crept back to our room and… Zzz..

By 3PM we were all back on our feet and now in our swimming outfits. We were just
so ready to soak in the sun, play around the soft white sand and dip in Alona’s refreshing blue waters.

Food Trip! For relatively cheap, delicious and heart warming meals, go to Trudis’ Place located smack in the middle of the beach stretch. Their servers are very pleasant and yup, the proof is in the pudding. Empoy fans, such as ourselves, were disappointed to find out that there is an island-wide cartel with regards to Emperador bottles being sold twice the price (Hey that rhymes!)! Tanduay and Granma(tador) fans need not worry.

There are many tour operators offering the Countryside Tour in the P1,200 – P1,600 range which is all inclusive of transportation and admission costs. However, if you’re a group of 5 or more, just get a van which costs around P2,500 for the same tour. This price does not include the admission costs at the sights but is definitely cheaper than signing up with the tour operators.

But if you really haven’t got the cash. Or if you’re alone. You can commute all the way using jeeps, buses and multicabs. This is the cheapest route. Definitely.

To avoid hassling ourselves, we hired Mang Ani’s van for P2,500 and started off with Hinagdanan Cave in Panglao Island. Hinagdanan Cave is a fairly-interesting-enough site with vandalisms ranging from World War II inscriptions to modern-day obscenities.

Nearby, we spotted a bunch of statues aging and obviously neglected. Mang Ani tells us that the statues are members of the Clarin Family who had a glorious and illustrious political past in Bohol. Up close, the statues render a gloomy and spooky feeling. Definitely scary shit.

Next stop was Dauis Church, still in Panglao Island. As with most colonial structures in Bohol, Dauis Church is made of coral blocks cemented with eggwhite. The following photos were taken in Baclayon Church, the Philippines’ second oldest church.










Majestically inscribed on this 15th Century wall is an age-old saying still emblazoned on many walls up to this time:

Bawal umihi dito! Classic ‘di ba?

Before heading for Loboc, we made a stopover at this mini-zoo where they supposedly held captive one of the largest snakes in captivity.

No. This is not Prony. This is Marimar, the mini-zoo’s resident guide and karaoke master. While waiting for Prony’s caretaker to open the cage (so that we could have pictures taken), we made the mistake of allowing Marimar to entertain us. In this photo, she is, with complete karaoke master flair, lip synching Lost In Your Eyes.

This is Prony, a 23-foot python with some portions of its body wider than my thigh. And believe me, my thighs are big. Prony feeds on a 40-50 Kg pig or goat every month. We tried feeding Marimar to Prony but he declined. And no. I’m well over the 40-50 Kg weight class.

By lunchtime, we were cruising Loboc River while having our buffet lunch. The P260 admission includes an amazingly delicious lunch, one soda, the one-hour cruise and a band serenading you with hits from the past. This is one cool guilty pleasure.




While the boat navigated the river, we were surprised to see young children swimming directly towards the boat’s direction. They would come swinging from the coconut trees and then plunging into the water. They would climb up the side’s of the boat and then jump again towards the next oncoming boat. At first we though they were gonna ask for money or alms. It turns out they were just children being children. A refreshingly happy thought.

This is the Philippine Tarsier (Tarsius syrichta), the world’s smallest primate. It saddens me to know that many of these spectacular animals are now helplessly dependent on the food that the caretakers feed them. It’s good if something beneficial comes out of them taking one for the team, but most often, they’re just there so that tourists could take photos.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the not so chocolatey Chocolate Hills! They become brown in the summer which earned them the moniker. 1,268 lumps to be exact, the Chocolate Hills are sprawled on three towns. Yummy.


The Bilar Man-made Forest is something you’d wish you had in Manila. Tall mahogany trees darting from the ground with their crowns merging above creating a unique tunnel of foliage. On the other hand, it kinda reminded us all of the Blair Witch Project.

End of Tour!

In the spirit of inuman, I would like to thank Baywatch Dive and Fun Center located in Alona Beach. Big props to Abner and his crew for giving us temporary tattooes and sharing lotsa beer with us. Cheers !

This is the result of betting, persuasion, lots of beer and a bottle of henna ink! Happy travels everbody!